Mankind's Greatest Inventions

No longer taking things for granted, I've started a list of mankind's greatest inventions--particularly those inventions forbidden during the compact. Headlining in the Hall of Fame is lotion-infused tissue. Today, while I think about my life before and possibly after this stunning innovation, I am grateful, misty-eyed, proud to be an American in a land of nostril-soothing delight. No more coughing and gagging, no more red, itchy noses. Ahhhh. To think that I never really appreciated these little boxes of joy.